Groaning Blobfish


$13.00

Store Availability

Location Availability
Biddeford Store ✅ In stock
Portland Store ✅ In stock
Portsmouth Store ✅ In stock

The Groaning Blobfish is popular around the office. Whenever something goes wrong, we give it a gentle squeeze and its brief snorting groan perfectly encapsulates the feeling of a minor problem. Some people describe the blobfish’s expression as dour or grumpy, we just accept its resting blob-face for what it is: reality. When you squeeze this 7-1/4" long, soft vinyl fish, he lets out a satisfying oink-like groan that describes just how his day is going. This product is to grumps what the rubber chicken is to jokesters. 

Ages 3 and up.

Shipping Information

📪️ All shipping orders are sent from Portland. If items are stocked in other locations, we will gather them together for shipping.

📪️ We generally ship via UPS

📪️ Orders are processed daily, and picked up for transit Monday-Friday

📪️ Flat Rate $9.95