Groaning Blobfish
Store Availability
| Location | Availability |
|---|---|
| Biddeford Store | ✅ In stock |
| Portland Store | ✅ In stock |
| Portsmouth Store | ✅ In stock |
The Groaning Blobfish is popular around the office. Whenever something goes wrong, we give it a gentle squeeze and its brief snorting groan perfectly encapsulates the feeling of a minor problem. Some people describe the blobfish’s expression as dour or grumpy, we just accept its resting blob-face for what it is: reality. When you squeeze this 7-1/4" long, soft vinyl fish, he lets out a satisfying oink-like groan that describes just how his day is going. This product is to grumps what the rubber chicken is to jokesters.
Ages 3 and up.
Shipping Information
Shipping Information
📪️ All shipping orders are sent from Portland. If items are stocked in other locations, we will gather them together for shipping.
📪️ We generally ship via UPS
📪️ Orders are processed daily, and picked up for transit Monday-Friday
📪️ Flat Rate $9.95

