Bacon Bandages


$6.00


Bacon Bandages will treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of meat. (At least that's what the Bacon Council tells us.) There are 15 bandages that look so much like tiny slabs of bacon you'll have to hold yourself back from ripping them off and eating them. No really, please don't eat them, that's unhygienic and gross. If a fancy Bacon Bandage isn't enough to dry your tears, how about a FREE PRIZE! Comes in a 3-3/4" tall metal pocket tin and contains a small trinket to help make even the ouchiest owies feel all better in no time.


Our Bacon Bandages are the real thing. Accept no substitutes, especially when it comes to brunch related injuries like grease spatter or spastic knife movements while applying a schmear. Latex-free adhesive.

  • Fifteen 3" x 1" bacony bandages
  • 3-3/4" tall metal tin
  • Includes a free prize
  • Perfect for cuts, scrapes or grease burns

Shipping Information

📪️ All shipping orders are sent from Portland. Items must be available in the Portland store in order to process a shipping order.

📪️ We ship via UPS

📪️ Orders are processed daily, and picked up for transit Monday-Friday

📪️ Flat Rate $9.95

Archie McPhee

Bacon Bandages

$6.00

Bacon Bandages will treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of meat. (At least that's what the Bacon Council tells us.) There are 15 bandages that look so much like tiny slabs of bacon you'll have to hold yourself back from ripping them off and eating them. No really, please don't eat them, that's unhygienic and gross. If a fancy Bacon Bandage isn't enough to dry your tears, how about a FREE PRIZE! Comes in a 3-3/4" tall metal pocket tin and contains a small trinket to help make even the ouchiest owies feel all better in no time.


Our Bacon Bandages are the real thing. Accept no substitutes, especially when it comes to brunch related injuries like grease spatter or spastic knife movements while applying a schmear. Latex-free adhesive.

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