Champion Rubber Chicken

$8.00




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SQUAAAAAAWKKKK!

This squawking rubber chicken won a blue ribbon at the barnyard games for its shrill yell! It’s a soft vinyl 13" chicken that squeals and squawks with every squeeze. Guaranteed attention getter; we irritated everyone in our office when we were testing it. Now, you can irritate everyone in your life, just like you’ve always dreamed.

  • 13 hilarious inches long
  • Very loud squawk
  • Superior quality vinyl feels like plucked poultry skin
  • Won a ribbon for loudness

Shipping Information

📪️ All shipping orders are sent from Portland. Items must be available in the Portland store in order to process a shipping order.

📪️ We ship via UPS

📪️ Orders are processed daily, and picked up for transit Monday-Friday

📪️ Flat Rate $9.95

Archie McPhee

Champion Rubber Chicken

$8.00

SQUAAAAAAWKKKK!

This squawking rubber chicken won a blue ribbon at the barnyard games for its shrill yell! It’s a soft vinyl 13" chicken that squeals and squawks with every squeeze. Guaranteed attention getter; we irritated everyone in our office when we were testing it. Now, you can irritate everyone in your life, just like you’ve always dreamed.

  • 13 hilarious inches long
  • Very loud squawk
  • Superior quality vinyl feels like plucked poultry skin
  • Won a ribbon for loudness
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