Happy Birthday Earthling Card

$5.00


This alien found out it was the anniversary of another trip around the sun for you, or what your people call “birthday”. He wanted to partake in a classic earthly tradition so he brought you a cake from his home planet! It’s made with a bunch of elements that aren’t found in your galaxy. Hopefully your earthly tongue still finds it tasty, and it doesn’t make your skin evaporate!

Includes one (1) greeting card
Card size is 4.25" x 5.5" (A2 folded)
Blank inside for your personal message

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Happy Birthday Earthling Card

$5.00

This alien found out it was the anniversary of another trip around the sun for you, or what your people call “birthday”. He wanted to partake in a classic earthly tradition so he brought you a cake from his home planet! It’s made with a bunch of elements that aren’t found in your galaxy. Hopefully your earthly tongue still finds it tasty, and it doesn’t make your skin evaporate!

Includes one (1) greeting card
Card size is 4.25" x 5.5" (A2 folded)
Blank inside for your personal message

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